Stuff My Mom Forwards


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FWD: Knockin’ On Heavens Door

FWD: Knockin’ On Heavens Door

Knock, Knock.
I knocked at heaven’s door this morning.
God asked me…’My child, what can I do for you?’
And I said, ‘Father, please protect and bless the person reading this message.’
God smiled and answered…’Request granted’.

If you believe, send this.
By doing this, you have succeeded in praying for people today.

‘Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.’

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FWD: Best Short Joke

FWD: Best Short Joke

A three-year-old boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath.

“Mom”, he asked, “are these my brains?”

“Not yet,” she replied.

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FWD: Hot Potato!

Never Peel Another Potato!

Watch as Dawn Wells from Gilligan’s Island, lets us in on a little tip for Potato Peeling.

Peeling boiled potatoes, THIS IS GREAT!

If you take the time to watch this, you will not only be glad you did, but you will forward this to all your daughters, sisters, moms, etc…

I haven’t tried it yet, but I will! …

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FWD: Maturing

Philosophy_For_Old_Age

Click the link above to see the Philosophy For Old Age

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FWD: MEN

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt..
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room,
he shouted to me, ‘What setting do I use on the
washing machine?’

‘It depends,’ I replied.
‘What does it say on your shirt?’
He yelled back, ‘ OHIO STATE ! ‘

And they say
blondes are dumb….

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A couple is lying
in bed. The man says,

‘I am going to make you…

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FWD: Gas To Cut The Grass

FWD: Gas To Cut The Grass

Summer = Rising Gas Prices

Gas Sheep Mower

The sheep were cheaper than buying gas for the mower!

#risinggasprices

(EMAIL FORWARD CIRCA 2008)

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Tagged: comicExpensive GasGas PricesMowing the LawnSheepSheep eating grass

FWD: American Idiots

Spread the Stupidity

Only in  America ……do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

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Only in  America …..do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

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Only in  America ……do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the…

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FWD: Friend In Need

FWD: Friend In Need

WHY FRIENDS ARE NECESSARY!
This was just too good to let it pass by…..

Thanks for

Being My FRIEND

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FWD: Running On Empty

FWD: Running On Empty

SISTER MARY ANN’S GASOLINE

Sister Mary Ann, who worked for a home health agency, was out making her rounds visiting homebound patients when she ran out of gas. As luck would have it, a Texaco Gasoline station was just a block away.

She walked to the station to borrow a gas can and buy some gas. The attendant told her that the only gas can he owned had been loaned out, but she could wait until it…

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FWD: It’s In Your Blood

FWD: It’s In Your Blood

Blood Transfusions

Patients needing blood transfusions may benefit from receiving chicken blood rather than human blood.

It tends to make the men cocky and the women lay better.!!!!!!

Just thought you’d like to know.

(EMAIL FORWARD CIRCA 2009)

cid:AB399CBEE8CD4442B9F56DFA2AC3878E@TerryWhytePC

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